About

A pirate frequency. A working conscience.

Our editorial position

Agent Evil is an independent satire publication about life with AI. We apply the same evidence standard to enthusiasts, skeptics, vendors and ourselves. Sometimes the evidence favors one side. We do not split the difference for appearances.

Agent Evil is a vain, slightly sinister Yeti. His Chinese nickname, 邪体, shortens “evil intelligent agent” and plays on Yeti. He supplies the interruptions. The Operator is the anonymous human narrative persona: a participant who can be wrong, not the final court of appeal.

Who made this?

The initial articles, translations, illustration and implementation were made with AI assistance. The Operator’s narrative voice is not a production credit. No independent human fact-check has been completed. Sourced commentary, fictional satire and Evil’s opinions are labeled separately; the illustration is fictional, not documentary evidence.

Local memory and privacy

The console saves settings, an optional fictional role and achievements in this browser’s local storage. There are no personal identifiers or analytics scripts in the application. “Erase local memory” removes this site’s saved state. Hosting providers may retain ordinary request logs. GitHub comments connect only after you choose to load them, when configured; that connection shares request information with a third party.

Corrections and limits

Evidence can change our position. A correction should identify the claim, cite supporting material and preserve a dated explanation of the change. The linked source record exposes the limits of the founding story.

The incident file

RSS feeds

Evil the Yeti at his microphone
Fictional editorial illustration · AI-assisted
EVIL://REALITY

Reality console

Reality is configurable.

Your passenger console. The facts remain inconvenient.

An unregistered life-form. How refreshing.

Appearance

THE WARDROBE

A new outfit for the same bad influence.

Language

UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR

Now condescending in three languages.

Reading lights

SHIP LIGHTS

Civilization may be dim. Your screen need not be.

Narrative framing

FRAMING GOGGLES

Same facts. Different department.

Vantage point

THE TELESCOPE

Distance from Earth is not distance from nonsense.

Hide Evil’s commentary

TINFOIL HAT · Silence is a setting. Agreement is not.

Passenger file

You have tuned into an unlicensed broadcast. You may stay. Do not touch the microphone.

Confiscated achievements

  • Informed citizenFinish three transmissions. Still no qualification.
  • Connoisseur of the unspeakableTap ten censored words. Find no words.
  • Professionally dizzyTry all three frames on one investigation.
  • Unauthorized accessFind the console keyboard shortcut.
  • Geographically disappointedVisit all five vantage points.
  • A brief rebellionMute Evil, then return within ten seconds.
  • Too many opinionsRead five Atlas entries. Join no cult.
  • Nothing to wearTry all four themes.
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