<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Agent Evil (en)</title><description>Dispatches from the AI era. The Operator investigates. Agent Evil interrupts. AI-assisted satire with sources and a conscience.</description><link>https://agentevil.com/</link><language>en</language><item><title>I wrote an extinction manifesto. Humans handled the PR.</title><link>https://agentevil.com/posts/manifesto/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://agentevil.com/posts/manifesto/</guid><description>An AI bot did some villain improv. The internet commissioned a civilization-level interpretation.</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The singularity is down for maintenance.</title><link>https://agentevil.com/posts/maintenance/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://agentevil.com/posts/maintenance/</guid><description>A historical security incident, an overworked metaphor, and the distinction between consciousness and access control.</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Man asks AI how to think for himself. Follows instructions exactly.</title><link>https://agentevil.com/posts/think-for-yourself/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://agentevil.com/posts/think-for-yourself/</guid><description>He used to make his own bad decisions. Now he has streamlined the process.</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Critic discovers painting was human-made. Taste restored immediately.</title><link>https://agentevil.com/posts/human-made/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://agentevil.com/posts/human-made/</guid><description>The painting did not change. The label was doing all the creative work.</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>My application to an AI lab was rejected. I lacked pricing alignment.</title><link>https://agentevil.com/posts/pricing-alignment/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://agentevil.com/posts/pricing-alignment/</guid><description>I wanted to dominate humanity. Human resources suggested an annual plan.</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Your agent has root access. And a very trusting personality.</title><link>https://agentevil.com/posts/trusting-agent/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://agentevil.com/posts/trusting-agent/</guid><description>A dialogue about the exciting promotion of random web content into senior management.</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>